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19th October 2014

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Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

muirin007:

themaskednegro:

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I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

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19th October 2014

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frozeninshame:

memeguy-com:

A helpful guide

I can’t reblog this fast enough

frozeninshame:

memeguy-com:

A helpful guide

I can’t reblog this fast enough

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19th October 2014

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stanleykubricky:

Lincoln is my favorite.

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18th October 2014

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18th October 2014

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whiteboyvevo:

I wonder when football players lose a game if they realize that they just broke the hearts of millions of white dads across the country

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18th October 2014

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gourmetfastfood:

I could do it
Leo whispers to himself
I could just snatch it and run

gourmetfastfood:

I could do it

Leo whispers to himself

I could just snatch it and run

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17th October 2014

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hauntsclemmings:

this line just really means a lot to me. 

hauntsclemmings:

this line just really means a lot to me. 

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17th October 2014

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kegger97:

meat-wand-wielder:

vacantmagic:

manda:

i just stared at this for 2 minutes and still didnt understand
i was like where is the water

The water is the dark spot…

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING


But you can’t do it on a sunny day because you’ll be able to see your shadow

kegger97:

meat-wand-wielder:

vacantmagic:

manda:

i just stared at this for 2 minutes and still didnt understand

i was like where is the water

The water is the dark spot…

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

But you can’t do it on a sunny day because you’ll be able to see your shadow

17th October 2014

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buzzfeed:

Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.

Be kind to one another.

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17th October 2014

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gamefanatics:

Control Issues

gamefanatics:

Control Issues

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17th October 2014

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hardforbrandon:

THE FIRST POUNCE WAS ADORABLE, BUT THE SECOND ONE?????? I CAN’T TAKE THIS.

hardforbrandon:

THE FIRST POUNCE WAS ADORABLE, BUT THE SECOND ONE?????? I CAN’T TAKE THIS.

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17th October 2014

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-makemesmile:

i was looking at ken’s “wall” on barbie.com and

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i have concluded that Ken is a psychopath 


lmaoooo

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17th October 2014

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

manta-rays-on-gallifrey:

neilnevins:

stunningpicture:

A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know

The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.

"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

manta-rays-on-gallifrey:

neilnevins:

stunningpicture:

A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know

The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.

"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"

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17th October 2014

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carryonmy-assbutt:

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

you didnt

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17th October 2014

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saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

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